So I take off my clothes, put one foot in the bath tub, lean over to turn on the water and suddenly....

smell a horrible PEE smell. Like I'm just about to step into a litter box.

What could it be? My mind's racing: did someone pee on the floor? Pee in their pants and then discard the offensive clothing behind the toilet?

Then I remember: Glamor Girl has taken to peeing in the bathtub lately, perching on the edge of the tub and just letting it go. The problem is she doesn't always perch near the drain, so the pee could, theoretically, travel the whole length of the tub before going down the drain, leaving a sticky smelly dried up trail in its wake.

Ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Sure enough there it was-- faint pee streaks going up and down the length of the tub. So instead of a nice hot bath I have to put on the cold shower and scrub away the dried pee. Still naked.

Then I had my bath... ahhhhh! It's the only thing that will warm up my feet and hands in this weather.